Local Man Still Setting A Table For Andrew Luck
He says it’s “just in case.” It has been six years. The table has four other place settings.
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Colts Officially Declare AFC South “Winnable,” Cite Complete Absence Of Contrary Evidence
Front office sources confirm the division has not been mathematically ruled “hard” since at least Tuesday.
Peyton Manning Referenced Fondly During Radio Broadcast For 47th Consecutive Broadcast
Analysts note this is now happening more often than actual play-by-play.
Jim Irsay Spotted Smiling At Practice, Front Office Declines To Speculate Why
Sources describe the smile as “the good kind,” though no one could specify what that means.
Unnamed Executive Insists Colts Are “Definitely In On Everybody,” Same As Every Year
The statement has been issued in some form every offseason since 2019, with identical results.
Steichen Praises Offense’s “Great Rhythm” After Drive That Ended In A Punt
Reporters confirm the rhythm was, at minimum, consistent.
Rookie Admits Didn’t Realize Indianapolis Cared This Much About Training Camp
Forty reporters showed up. Six asked about his sleep schedule.
